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Don't care anymore - Ted -
Friendship rulez (live!) - Ted -
Prisoner of love - Ted -
Bagpipe - Fowl -
Empty - Fowl -
Neglected Love - Fowl -
Techno II - Fowl -
Yoh ! - Fowl -
THE HEARTBREAKERS
Sounds ............................................................. Ted Burning
Sounds .................................................................... Fowl
Bad Code .......................................Electron & Chanel / Independent
USE CURSORKEYS AND LEFT MOUSE !
Ted Burning says: HELLO !!!
We could start this Musicdisk with the following words:
WARNING ! This material should be played at high volumes, but ... we can not be
held responsible for the rockin` frenzy it may drive you into.
We also could start with these following words:
Fly into a new dimension, multi-coloured, not like earth, the buzz is getting
wilder, your eyes are turning red ... try to find some action in a cold, un-
friendly world,but the only way to find some is to blow your mind AWAY ! See the
pretty line in front of your face, sniff it all away and fly...living in a wrong
illusion, everything is a LIE !
Both versions of starting this text are pretty boring, don`t you think so ?
Let us start like this:
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- Hey, you !
- Who ? Me ?
- No, not you ! Him !
- Who, me you mean ?
- YEAHHH !
- Can I help you ?
- Get this ! At long last it is here !
- Amazing ! Great !
- Right !
- What is it ?
- The first HEARTBREAKERS long playing platter - dum dum !
- Zowee ! Skidoo ! You are kidding !
- Listen, would I kid you about a Rock`n`Roll album as important as this ?
- Who did you say ?
- THE HEARTBREAKERS ! That fuckin` cool duo who gave you tossin` and turnin`,
groove baby, groove and HEY Marie !!!
- Oh, right, yeah, I ...
- Get out onto the streets !! Purchase the album ! Demand the disx ! Invest in
the disx ! Appropriate the album ! JUST GET IT !!!
- I`ve already got it actually !
- Oh ...
- Yeahh, it`s good. Very good in my opinion.
- Ah.
- A very good Music-Demo from an exciting new german group.
- Absolutely, absolutely !
- The disx speak for themselves, don`t you agree ?
- ..... yes ... look, sorry about all the shouting ...
- SHUT UP !!!
- Shorry.
Did ya` like this little introduction ? I hope so, but now let us continue with
all this shit which must be written in a cool scroller of a DEMO nowadays:
Greets, Messys, Credits, Addresses, Fuckings, Wishes,Feelings,Comments and BULL!
At first, before this fucking scrolly (downy ?) gets totally confused and german
and funny (german scrollys rule !) and unreadable, it will be a little bit se-
riuos (but not too much !). I am always looking for new contacts and friends in
scene ! Addy follows some lines later !
Now a little story about myself follows:
I think you have never heard of THE HEARTBREAKERS before, and you are right ! In
the past I was in groups like PROLOGIC (I don`t know if they still exist...) and
DECADE. Decade died some weeks ago (but was rebuild...) and so a friend
of me and I decided to start this project ! YEAHH,the Heartbreakers consist only
of two members (Fowl and Ted Burning ! Electron coded this for us, but he wants
to leave the scene after this project for coding games ! GOOD LUCK, and a big
T H A N K Y O U to Ralph CHANEL Z. for coding the last routines!
And THANK YOU to ELECTRON for the final fixed and working code !!!
As you might have recognized, the graffix are not very professional. That is no
wonder as they were drawn by two musicians (and not GFX-men...). I hope you like
them anyway !
U can contact me (TED BURNING) for any reason (except for phonesex and for let-
terbombs, hehehihi ... but swapping legal stuff, long letters, long phonecalls,
nice stickers, having fun, beer, friendship,swapping girls -NAHH!- Just kidding!
Any girl can contact me with a nice photo (lechz! Hehe...kidding again !)). Just
wait and see ! My addy follows now:
Jens Wippermann
Brahmsstr.31
W-4019 Monheim 1
Germany
And always remember:
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Fun and friendship rulez ! The scene is no business to earn money or fame !
I am collecting Megademos, Trackmos and cool Musicdisx ! Don`t hesitate to con-
tact me with a list (on disk or on paper!) on the addy above ! Also contact me
for swapping samplez and modules (ripped and selfmade !!!).
Good, let some stupid jokes make the audience laughing !
In welcher Zeitung koente stehen: `FRAU WARF MANN AUS DEM FENSTER` ? - In BILD !
Und in welcher koennte stehen: `MANN WARF FRAU AUS DEM FENSTER` ? - `SCHOENER
WOHNEN ! Haha...I like it !
Another one follows (in english !):
Two scottish friends meet each other on the street, one of them sitting in a su-
per sports car. The other one asks him: `Hey, where did ya` get this super cool
sports car ?` - `Oh, this is a long story. I wanted to hitchhike and so I was
standing on the street. A young and beautiful lady with this sports car stopped
and asked me, if she could take me with her. I agreed, and so we drove half an
hour outside the city, Then she turned into a deep forest, stopped the car, jum-
ped out of it, turned all her clothes off throwing them in front of my feet and
said: `TAKE WHAT YOU WANT !`. And so I took the sports car.` - `Well, a wise de-
cision, for what should you do with female clothes ?`
Did ya` like it ? I hope you could understand my very bad english ! Another one
follows...
Who invented the copper-wire ? - Two scottish men who found a penny !
Haha...quite cool ! I like those jokes ! That they were both about scotts was a
real pure accident ... OKAY ? Enuff jokes !
Did ya` know, that I will end school in April/May ? It`s really hard at cozed by
this at the moment. I have to learn the stuff of the last two years for that,and
you can believe me that for example in physics it is very hard (just about 100
formulas to learn... FUCK ! I hate it.) All this I have to know in the final
exams. Fuck ! Enjoy life ! LEARN ! WORK ! Shit!I hope I will not fail the exams,
cos then I have to stay another year in that fucking school just to get another
chance of failing the final exams. SNIFF !
You may think now that this text is a little bit boring and too serious, but let
me tell ya` that I had to write this text twice,cos` of losing the first one,but
luckily I had a copy on paper from it.This text is a little bit shorter than the
first version, believe it or not.The text of FOWL at the end of this scroller is
nearly unreadable because of so many gags and jokes that your eyes are tearing
and you must sterben for lachen. It has more than the doubled length of mine.
That means it is about 20KB - 30KB long. Read it or (and) DIE !
Now my messys `n` greets coming up.
HI to: TROGLOBYTE and SALVA of DARKNESS
------ LUCAS of MAJIC 12
ARCHIE of L.S.D.
BILLY THE KID of GRACE (How is the weather in Italy ?)
DIDDLE of SANITY (At which party will I meet you next ?)
SURVIVOR of DEFCON ONE (Hi, lang nix von Dir gehoert !)
BAROCK of SILENTS (Hi, auch lang nix von Dir gehoert !)
FRED and DIGI POPE of THE BUBBLEMEN (WE MADE IT !)
The Booze Brothers (Always THANX for ya` sendings !)
Sting (Melde Dich mal !)
Senseless `61 (Still searching for an ABO ?)
ELECTRON (THANX, you made all this possible !)
all members of my VOLLEYBALL-TEAM SG MONHEIM
all fans of the FC SCHALKE 04 (Blau und Weiss wir lieben Dich !)
Raplh `CHANEL` Z. THANX !
and ofcourse to someone special... (no comment !)
my Mum and my Dad
my grandmother
the dog of the daughter of the sister of my mother
STOP ! STOP ! STOP ! How can you greet your parents in a cool scroller ?
Why ? WHY ? YOU ASKED `WHY` ? Because it`s against the rules of the cool(as ice)
scene nowadays ! You just have to greet some elites and not your mother ! OKAY ?
Let`s start... Hi to Romeo and Julia Night of Black Tractor, to Schleiner of
Poopex, to Bloody Kid and Atari of Black Tractor Pink. SORRY GUYS !
Don`t take this too serious ! We don`t wanna have a war or something similar !
This should be a joke (even if ya` can`t laugh about it..). Think that this only
prooves ya` fame (Leider, leider...ups!).
Okay, now some comments and stories about my songs:
DON`T CARE ANYMORE was made for a musicdisk which should be released under DECA-
DE. but it wasn`t finished. So this song was released in the PRIME `91 DEMO of
DECADE on the PARTY held by MIRAGE in HOLLAND.
FRIENDSHIP RULEZ (my personnel motto...hihi!) was thought to be released in a
trackmo by DECADE. But this trackmo also was never finished, so this song wasn`t
released at all until now ! It is nearly one year old now...
PRISONER OF LOVE is nearly my oldest song in this musicdemo. It was made in the
beginning of 1991 and it has the longest story of all.... It was dedicated to a
girl that I loved very much at this time (time changes, feelings also do so !),
but she wasn`t my girlfriend, that sounds very crazy, I know, but it`s true. Rip
this song or write me to get the whole story !
THE LETTER and THE ANSWER are part 2 and part 3 of PRISONER OF LOVE !They`ve got
exactly the same samplez ?!?
My other songs have no special story, they are made just for fun or for this Mu-
sicDemo ! (Which other songs ? There`s just one left... YOU ARE WRONG !)
Let me tell ya` that this Music-Demo contains THREE hidden songs with texts and
TWO other hidden parts ! This must be a new record I think ?! FIVE hidden parts
on three disk in one MUSICDEMO ! YEAHHHHHHHH ! We brake -aeh- break a record !
Let`s wait and see if the ways to come to the hidden parts are published in one
of the next issues of any disk-mag ! I hope so... maybe some KEY-Combinations ?
It`s quite easy to get them. Just think a bit and try and you will find them !
Okay, my text ends here. Now FOWL will lead you in the world of funny scrollers.
Ted Burning says goodbye and THANK YOU for reading this crap !
This text was written in a fucking hurry, so there may be some mistakes in it!
At the end of my text I have to say that this text is very old, it was written
some month (!!!) before this was released. I think it may be a kind of world-
record. There are no hidden songs as promised before, sorry ! BYE from T.B. !
You will not find all songs I've talked about on this disk. but wait for the
next one !!!
Let me at last tell ya' that we both not failed our ABITUR !
Thanx for ya' congratulations, we know that we are great !
... MOIN, MOIN! THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE LAME FOWL SPEAKING (WELL, AT LEAST, I AM
WRITING!)... I RECOMMEND TO READ THROUGH THE WHOLE (WHOLE!) SCROLLTEXT BECAUSE
THERE WILL FOLLOW IMPORTANT THINGS FOR EVERYBODY, HEHE! ANYWAY, DO NOT THINK
THIS SCROLLTEXT WILL BE OFF SO SOON! FOR SHURE IT LASTS SOME MINUTES ......
(OR HOURS?) ... MANY GUYS (GAYS?!?) TOLD ME THAT THEY DO NOT BELIEVE THAT
WE WILL PUBLISH SUCH A MUSAXDISK. BUT... THEY FAILED, HEHE... HERE WE ARE!!!
THANK GOD (AND ELECTRON) WE DID IT... MORE OR LESS... HIHI.... ANYWAY YOU
CAN AVOID THIS SCROLLER BY CLOSING YOUR EYES AND ONLY LISTENING TO THE MUSAX,
MUSIX, MUSUX, OR HOWEVER YOU WANNA CALL THIS! TO SEE IT CLEARLY, WHAT DO YOU
EXPECT FROM ME NOW? AN EXCITING SCROLL-TEXT? A NEVER HEARD JOKE? OR DO YOU
REALLY WAIT FOR THE GREETINGS AND MESSIES? WELL, WELL.. IF YOU ARE TOUGH ENOUGH
YOU WILL SEE SOME WORDS ABOUT THIS SUBJECT IN THE LAST LINES, HEHE... AT FIRST
I WANT TO SAY SOMETHING ABOUT MY ENGLISH: I KNOW THAT IT IS UNREADABLE AND MOST
ENGLISH-MEN WILL ROLL ON THE FLOOR BECAUSE OF LAUGHING AND FOR SHURE I KNOW ONE
PERSON (SENSELESS 61) WHO WILL MOSER ABOUT THESE ERRORS (HAHAHA!) BUT I DO NOT
CARE... BUT NOW ... LET US START THIS FUN-SCROLL: PLEASE MAKE SHURE YOUR
AMPLIFIER IS ABLE TO FILTER VERY HIGH (AT ABOUT 50000 HERTZ OR SO I GUESS...!>)
RECTANGULAR FREQUENCIES! YOU KNOW THAT YOUR BOX WILL EXPLODE WHEN THE AMPLIFIER
HAS A TOO LOW DIMENSION AND VERY HIGH FREQUENCIES ARE BEING PLAYED, EH? YOU DID
NOT KNOW? WELL, I DID NOT KNOW, TOO...! AND THAT WAS THE REASON WHY I HAD NO
SPEAKERS FOR ABOUT A LONG TIME. BUT NOW EVERYTHING IS FIXED. GOD BLESS YOU AND
YOUR SPEAKERS ANYWAY!!! NOW LET US REALLY BEGIN MY TEXT: THE FIRST REAL
THING I WANT TO TELL YOU IS THE STORY ABOUT ONE OF MY TEACHERS. (I KNOW THAT NO
BODY WILL WORRY ABOUT ONE OF MY TEACHERS BUT I DO HAVE TO TELL IT TO SATISFY MY
AGGRESSION AGAINST HIM, HEHEHE...). HE (THE TEACHER) IS CALLED THE COPY-MASTER
AND NEARLY EVERYBODY (?) KNOWS HIM IN MY HOME-TOWN. WHEN HE STARTS HIS LESSON,
HE GIVES US SOME COPIES FROM SOME BOOKS AND TELLS US TO UNDERLINE THE CATCHING
WORDS. HE MEANWHILE READS NEWSPAPERS. IN TESTS HE SUDDENLY RUNS OUT, LEAVES US
ALONE AND RETURNS SOME MINUTES LATER TO TELL THAT HE HAD TO SHIFT HIS PARKING
DISC. UH! SILLY MAN YOU CRY? EVEN WORSE: HE GIVES YOU MARKS ON PURPOSE! YOU CAN
GET NEARLY EVERYTHING FROM HIM! ARGH, REAL BAD SUCKER! YUCK FOU! BUT.. WHY DO I
TELL THIS TO YOU? HMM, PERHAPS I WANT TO IRRITATE YOU BY YOUR READING THIS SHIT
HEHE! YOU CAN NOT LISTEN TO THE MUSIC AND READING CAREFUL AT THE SAME TIME AND
THAT IS GOOD (CONCERNING THE QUALITY OF MY MUSIC...)! ARGH! MEIN MAGEN KNURRT
LET US HAVE A KIT-KAT-BRAKE. OINK! ... (FOWL GETS UP AND RAPES THE FRIDGE...)
AH YES, THAT WAS GOOD. I WILL NOW GIVE YOU A HINT: NEVER (!) CONNECT THE POWER-
SUPPLY OF YOUR SYNTHESIZER DIRECTLY TO THE INTERNAL SPEAKERS!! IT WILL MAKE
BLORPFRRGHWKHHH AND YOU CAN KICK THE SYNTHY! AND NOW GUESS, WHY I TELL YOU THIS
SHIT!? EH? .. EXACTLY! I REALLY MANAGED TO BLAST OFF MY LITTLE SYNTHY... AERX!
BUT WHO CARES ABOUT ME? NOBODY! I AM LOVED BY NOBODY... EVEN MY COMPUTER HATES
ME... (?BRAIN DAMAGED?) CHANGE THE SUBJECT, PLEASE... POMMES RULES..
HEHEHE... FUCK THE ARMY! FUCK TELEKOM! FUCK FOR FUN! IF YOU WANT TO CONTACT ME
(WHY SHOULD YOU?), YOU MAY WRITE TO HELL. PERHAPS YOU WILL GET ANANSWER. WELL,
ANYWAY, LEGAL RULES. SOME NOTES TO PD-COMPANIES HERE IN GERMANSKY: YOU ARE NOT
ALLOWED TO SELL THIS PRODUCTION IN ANY WAY (WHY DO I WRITE IN ENGLISH???)!!! WE
(HEARTBRAKERS TM CO LTD) PUT SOME WORK IN IT (ALTHOUGH IT DOES NOT LOOK SO, ..)
AND WE HATE THAT YOU EARN MONEY! ANY FAIR CONTRACT IS ACCEPTED INDEED! BUT NOW
BACK TO THE HOODS (ROBIN RULES!)... WHEN THE GRASS IS GROWING AND NOBODY HEARS
THIS - HOW CAN WE BE SHURE THAT IT IS GREEN? HEHEHE... LOVE SUCH POEMS(?)! ...
ONE MORE? YES? WELL, .... DO NOT GO TO WORK - THERE IS A LOT TO DO, HEHEHE...
THE LAST SENTENCE IS MY RELIGION! BUT WHO CARES? DO YOU ALSO HATE BOOOOOOORING
SCROLLTEXTS (LIKE THIS ONE?!?)?! WHY NOT RESETTING YOUR COMPUTER? SAY WHAT? YOU
STILL WAIT FOR THE GREETINGS AND MESSAGES? WELL, OK, YOU HAVE SUCCEDED. LET US
ROLL THE GREETS.... (PLAFF!) .... I TRY TO DO MENTIONING THE PERSONS IN
ORDER THEY APPEAR IN MY MIND, BUT YOU SHOULD NOT BE DISAPPOINTED WHEN YOU ARE
MENTIONED A BIT LATER, OK?!?! WELL, HERE WE REALLY START ....
HALLO SENSELESS 61!
ALLES ROGGEN IM LUMMERLAND??? ICH HOFFE, WIR KOENNEN MAL BALD WIEDER DEN KULT
AUFLEBEN LASSEN? CAPTAIN VOGT VON RECHTS, SCHLIESST DIE LUKEN!!! HAHAHA!!?!??!?
YOHOOO PERPLEXER!
I HOPE YOU LIKE THIS MUSAXDISK A LITTLE BIT AND I WISH YOU MUCH LUCK IN YOUR
FURTHER BUSINESS! DO YOU HAVE ANY NEW UTILITIES? HAHA! I LOVE THEM! ANYWAY, GO
FOR LAKRITZ!!! ....
MOIN DRUID!
ALTE SOCKE, IST DOCH SOWIESO ALLES LAECHERLICHST, ODA? COPY-MASTER RULES, HEHE!
FUCK FOR TUEV... ATARI GO AND STAY UFFFFFFF...
HELLO RATT OF STORMS!
YOUR LAST TAKE-2-DEMO WAS SUPERB! I LOVE IT! REALLY FUNNY! KEEP ON DOING YOUR
GREAT SLIDE-SHOWS AND SEND SOON SOME PRODUCTIONS OF STORMS ....
HELLO SHOGUN OF BARRICADE SOFTWARE!
YOH BENT! I WISH YOU MUCH LUCK IN YOUR BUSINESSING (CRAZY WORD?)! KEEP ON DOING
MUSIX AND NEVER FORGET TO SEND ME SOME DANISH JOKES, HIHI! ....
HELLO ROCKBITER OF FALCONS!
YOOH PETER!!! HERE IT IS FINALLY!!! A REAL MUSIX-DISK OF US, IS IT NOT FANATIC
FANTASTIC? I HOPE TO RECEIVE SOME WORDS OF YOU VERY SOON! ...
HYJA EZEX OF TRIANGLE!
HELLO MORTEN! YOU SEE I DID NOT FORGET YOU. HOW IS YOUR HARDWARE-BUILDING GOING
ON? MAY THE SOLDERING IRON NEVER GO COLD, OR HOW SHOULD I EXPRESS IT? ....
HY MARIO!
HEY, WHAT IS UP DOWN THERE IN MALTA? I HAVE SENT YOU A LETTER SOME MONTHS AGO
AND YOU DID NOT RESPOND!!? I HOPE NOTHING SERIOUS HAS HAPPENED? THIS IS REALLY
YOUR LAST CHANCE TO REPLY TO ME OTHERWISE I WILL FLY TO MALTA AND VISIT YOU
(HAHA! I WAS ALWAYS A KIDDER?!). HRMPF, I HOPE YOU SEND SOON!!!!!! (IT IS VERY
IMPORTANT TO ME!!!!) ...
THAT REALLY WAS IT! IF I HAVE FORGOTTEN ANYONE (I COULD BET I DID!) THEN PLEASE
REMARK IT IN A LETTER AND I WILL PAINT YOUR NAME IN RED COLOUR INTO MY ADDRESS
BOOK. WELL, THAT WAS IT FROM MY PLACE. MAY GOD BLESS THE READER AND KEEP ON
GOING YOUR LIFE! PAX VOBISCUM! ORBI ET KNOBI... SMOKE THE POPE! DOPE FOR
THE MASSES! ISABELLA, I LOVE YOU (NOT ONLY BY USING THESE WORDS!!!)! ORBIT MIT
NEGRO-SWEET RULES! TWIX HEISST JETZT MARS, MARS HEISST DAFUER MILKYWAY UND
MILKYWAY HEISST RAIDER. ALLES KARL? NICHT? TS, TS, TS... NEVER FORGET: WE
BRAKE FOR NOBODY! ENTE MAEN!!!! SCHULZ, AUS, RAUS!!!! WEG DA! WIRDS BALD?
WER NICHTS WIRD WIRD WIRT... WER NICHT WUERZT ISST FAD, HAHAHA!!!
FUER FLACHE WITZE WAR ICH SCHON IMMER GUT! .... (FLACHWIXER?)
HOHOHOHOHAHAHAHAHEHEHEHIHIHIUHUHUHUHAHAHAHHAAAAAARGH.... ?????!!!!
BEEP! WHAT???? NATUERLICH IST DIESER SCROLLTEXT NOCH NICHT ZU ENDE!
SOME EXPLANATIONS ABOUT THE SONGS... HOW CAN SOMEBODY INVENT SUCH UNCOOL NAMES?
I MEAN THE NAMES OF THE TUNES... MAY I EXPLAIN SOME OF THEM TO YOU? OK OK, HERE
WE GO WITH MY PERSONAL TUNE-NAMES-EXPLANATION (GRUMPF?):
QUADRA: EVERY MUSICDISK HAS GOT A TECHNO-HIPHOP-ANYTHING-DRUMBEAT-TUNE. SO IS
THIS, TOO. NOTHING SPECIAL NOTHING DIFFERENT... SO WHY CARE? HMM...
FLUTE: LOVELY, EH? THE ACCORDS ARE TAKEN FROM MANOWAR(!), HEHE. UNBELIEVABLE!?
REAL TRAESCH: HUMM, HEAVY, HEAVY, FAST AND DIRTY. YEP, I LOVE IT AND I HATE IT
BAGPIPE: NAEEEHH... GRUMPFEL. I HATE VIOLINS AND BAGPIPES, BUT WHO CARES?
MIX: CLASSIC-DEEP-AND-GLOOMY-ANYTHING-YOU-LIKE-STANDARD-TUNE...
RAP DE RAP SHOV: DEDICATED TO PERPLEXER (MIKE!). HOPE YOU LIKE IT!?!
YOH!: EHEM, YOH, WHAT TO TELL, IT IS YOH! AND THAT IT IS. YOH... !!!
NEGELECTED LOVE: DEDICATED TO .. NO! NOT TO ISABELLA, BUT TO PHILIPPA... YES!
EMPTY: TRUMPETS FOREVER! SAMPLE-DI-DEMPLE-I-SAMPLE-WIE-HEMPEL...
DJ NOW: AND AGAIN ONE OF THOSE NASTY LITTLE DRUMBEAT-SECTIONS. WRITTEN FOR MIKE
WELL, THERE ARE SOME MORE TUNES, BUT THEY ARE HIDDEN, SO WHY SHOULD I WORRY?!?
ANYWAY, THE TWO TUNES YOU WILL HEAR WHEN YOU MAKE SOMETHING WRONG (FOR EXAMPLE
INSERTING THE WRONG DISK) ARE FROM ME, TOO. THEY HAVE SOME NICE SAMPLES FROM
MY MOUTH AND MY BODY (HMMM?), SO LISTEN TO THEM CAREFULLY. HEHE. UUUPSS... ORK!
HAHA... IHR WISST JA: WIR BRECHEN FUER NIEMAND EHHH... SORRY.. FALSCHE LANGUAGE
WE BRAKE FOR NOBODY! BOERPS...!!! ACH JA, FALLS JEMAND AN DIESER MUSIC-DISK
RUMMOSERN MOECHTE, DER SOLL DAS TUN, ALLERDINGS KOENNEN WIR NUR BEI SOLCHEN
REKLAMATIONEN ERSATZ LEISTEN, DIE INNERHALB DER GESETZLICH FESTGELEGTEN
GEWAEHRLEISTUNGSFRIST BEI UNS EINTREFFEN. FEHLERHAFTE ODER FALSCHE KOPIEN
FALLEN ZWAR NICHT UNTER DIE ALLGEMEINE WARENGARANTIE, WIR SIND DA JEDOCH EIN
WENIG KULANTER, HAHAHA! ... MAN NENNT MICH UEBRIGENS DAS EINZIGE LAUFFäHIGE
WIRTSCHAFTS- UND HANDELSLEXIKON... NAAAAH.. WAS HAT DIESER TEXT HIER ZU SUCHEN
HAE? WILL MICH HIER JEMAND VERARSCHEN? HEISS ICH ETWA HAPE? TAUSCHE LEERDISKS!
ODER AUCH NICHT... DAS IST UEBRIGENS EIN REALTIME-SCROLLTEXT!! JAWOLL! NOCH NIE
WAS VON GEHOERT? NEEE? KANNST DU AUCH NICHT, ALDIWEILS ICH IHN GERADE ERFUNDEN
HABE... HUELFE!!! MAN HUELF MIR DOCH! ICH ERSAEUFE!! (WEN ERSAEUFT ER?!!?)
ACHTUNG! ES FOLGT EIN WITZ FUER GEISTIG ARME LEUTE: KOMMT NE FRAU BEIM (BEIM!)
ARZT UND SAGT: HERR DOKTOR, ICH BIN LEGASTHENIKERIN! SAGT DER DOKTOR: MACHT
NICHTS. MICH AUCH... HAHAHAHA!!! STELL DIR VOR, DIESEN WITZ HAETTE EIN ECHTER
LEGASTHENIKER GESCHRIEBEN: KOHMPT NEE VRAU PEIM AAAAZT: HER DR., IHC BIEHN
LEGASTHENIKERIN? SACHHD DERR DR.: LIEBE FRAU, WAS IST DARAN SO GARSTIG, DASS
IHR LEGASTHENIKERIN SEID? BEI VIELEN MENSCHEN TRITT DIESES PHAENOMEN AUF, UND
ES BETRIFFT PRINZIPIELL ALLE BEVOELKERUNGSSCHICHTEN. SIE MUESSEN SICH DESSEN
UEBERHAUPT NICHT SCHAEMEN, DA EINE GANZHEITLICHE APPARITION OSTENSIV IST. ....
BLAH! SCHEISS MINDERHEITEN WITZE! PROGRESSIVE PERIPHIALE AGGLOMERATION VON
ANATOMISCH MARKANTEN SUBSIDIENZEN, HIHI.... SOLLTEST DU DIESEN SCHWACHSINN
WIRKLICH NOCH LESEN, DANN SCHALTE DOCH WENIGSTENS DEINEN MONITOR AUS!!! DER
BEKOMMT JA SCHON RISSE...?!? THIS SCROLLTEXT WAS SPONSORED BY: (NO!!! NOT BY
FUCKING COCA-COLA!!! I HATE COKE!)
- DAS GOLDENE BLATT (???) -
- UELTJE ERDNUESSE -
- MAGGI RAVIOLI -
- BROHLER (VERDAMMT NAHE AN DER SALZWASSERGRENZE, DAS ZEUG!!!) -
- JEAN MICHEL JARRE -
- KRAFTWERK -
- HOIMAR V. DITFURTH -
- BENOIT MANDELBROT -
- BENNY HILL -
- KONDITOREI FERGER -
UND DIE MODERATOREN-AUSSTATTUNG STAMMT HEUTE VON ALDI, HEHEHE...
ES IST JETZT DUNKEL (OBWOHL ES ERST 20 UHR IST) UND DER MOND (VOLLMOND) SCHEINT
IN MEIN FENSTER, DAS HEISST, EIGENTLICH SCHEINT ER DURCH(!) MEIN FENSTER, ABER
AUF SOLCHE FEINHEITEN WIRD JA HEUTZUTAGE NICHT MEHR GEACHTET, PF! VERROHTE WELT
SCHNOEDE UND UNDURCHSCHAUBAR... MAN GLAUBT KAUM, WIE SCHWIERIG ES IST, EINEN
DEUTSCHEN SCROLLTEXT (DEUTSCHE UEBERSETZUNG: BEWEGUNGSSCHRIFT!!!) ZU SCHREIBEN!
HOERT SICH SEHR DOOF AN WENN MAN DEN NORMALEN SCROLLTEXT (AUS DEM ENGLISCHENEN)
EINFACH UEBERSETZT. UNGEFAEHR SO: HALLO KERLE! (HELLO GUYS!) WILLKOMMEN ZU
UNSERER NEUEN UND HEISSEN MUSIKDISKETTE MIT DEM NAMEN: WIR BREMSEN FUER NIEMAND
(ENGLISCHE FASSUNG KOENNT IHR EUCH DENKEN!)... NAJA, UND DANN SO WEITER (UEBER
DIE GRUESSE UND MITTEILUNGEN BIS HIN ZU DEN KREDITEN) ... ABER WAS ERZAEHLE ICH
EUCH? PURE SCHEISSE... HAT WOHL KEINEN ZWECK MEHR, JETZT IN ENGLISCH WEITER ZU
SCHREIBEN WEIL SICH UNSERE AUSLAENDISCHEN FREUNDE EH SCHON RAUSGESCHALTET HABEN
OHH... GLEICH KOMMT DAS MAENNERMAGAZIN AUF RTL PLUS! JUST FOR THE TOUGHEST GAYS
UNTER UNS... HARHARHAR... WENN ICH DARAN DENKE, DASS ICH EIGENTLICH FUER MEIN
ABITUR LERNEN SOLLTE (WAS?) ANSTATT SOLCHE TEXTE ZU VERZAPFEN, KOENNTE ICH MICH
TOTLACHEN! JA, ABITUR IST HOECHSTE SCHULISCHE REIFE, WAS? DASS ICH NICHT LAUT
LACHE!!! IST DOCH LAECHERLICHST, WIE EIN GUTER FREUND VON MIR ZU SAGEN PFLEGT
(NICHT WAHR, DER HERR THORSTEN (ODER WIRST DU TORSTEN (ODER TORSTHEN (ODER
TORTEN (ODER TORTN?)?)?)?) GESCHRIEBEN?). MAEN, OH MAEN. YOH, HERE IS A LITTLE
STORY I GAD TO TELL BOUT THREE BAD ROBBERS Y KNOW SO WELL... UND SO WEITER UND
SO FORT, PI PA PO!!! ICH HASSE BIEZTI BOYZ! UND JETZT.... (UN GEZ): MESSAGES
PART 2!!! JOHUUU... DIE ERSTE GEHT AN MARKUS O.: NA, DU ALTE SOCKE, WAS MACHT
DAS SAUFEN? HART UND HEFTIG? HARHAR... IRGENDWANN VERKAUFE ICH DOCH MAL DIE GE-
HEIMFOTOS VON DIR AN DIE OERTLICHE PRESSE, HOEHOE! DENKE AN DIE BAYRISCHE WEIS-
HEIT: SAUFST NET, STIRBST - SAUFST, STIRBST A - ALSO SAUFST!!!
TAMEN PAX VOBISCUM! (SOWEIT MEINE BESCHEIDENEN LATEINKENNTNISSE DIESEN SATZ
ORTHOGRAPHISCH UND SEMANTISCH KORREKT AUFGEBAUT HABEN, HAHA... ) ....
DIE ZWEITE MESSAGE GEHT AN ISABELLA: OH MANN, BIN ICH GESTOERT! ICH WEISS GANZ
GENAU, DASS DU DIESEN SCHEISS (HOFFENTLICH????) NIE LESEN WIRST. DESWEGEN KANN
ICH MEINEN GES(T)AMMELTEN GEFUEHLSBEWEGUNGEN AUCH FREIEN LAUF GEBEN, HEHE...
NEIN, LIEBER NICHT. ICH KANN ES MORALISCH NICHT VERTRETEN. UND AUSSERDEM WAERE
ES LAME!!! TROTZDEM, LIEBER LUMPAZIVAGABUNDUS (IST DAS NICHT VON NESTROY???),
SAUF NICHT SO VIEL, WIRD MAN DICK VON, ... HARHAR!!
DIE DRITTE MESSAGE... AN PHILIPPA: NEEE!! AUCH LIEBER NICHT! BLOSS WAS LATEI-
NISCHES ... AMO TE TARDUS SED VEHEMENS... ODER SO? (ICH HATTE SCHON ZWEI LANGE
JAHRE KEIN LATEIN MEHR...) .... DIE VIERTE MESSAGE... AN HOLGI: JAU
ALTER GAUNER, ICH HABE DICH NICHT VERGESSEN! WIE WAR DER WITZ NOCHMAL MIT DEM
ENGEL UND DEN KONDENSSTREIFEN? ODER WAR ES DER WITZ MIT DEM SICH-VERSCHLUCKEN-
UND-TROTZDEM-NOCH-DA-SEIN ???!? HEHE!! GEZ IS ABBA WIRGLICH SCHULZ HIER
MIT DIE GRUESSE! LET US CONTINUE THIS SHIT WITH SOME TECHNICAL INFOS: NUMBER
OF VECTOR OBJECTS: 0! NUMBER OF DOTS: 0! NEW RECORD OF BOBS: 0! PERFORMANCE OF
MY DESK-BULB: AT ABOUT 100 WATT!?! NUMBER OF DISK ON MY DESK: AT ABOUT TOO
MUCH! (THERE ARE MORE ON THE CARPET THAN ON THE DESK... ) LENGTH OF SOURCE-
CODE: YES! NEW FEATURES OF THIS DEMO: REALTIME SCROLL DISPLAY! - REALTIME
SCROLLTEXT LOADING! - REALTIME READING ABILITY - BUILT-IN HIGH PERFORMANCE
LOTTO-GENERATOR (AT ADDRESS 40000) - HIGHEST NUMER OF LIES IN ONE SCROLLTEXT
MORE THAN 300000 PIXELS ON ONE SCREEN - ABOLUTE SYNCHRONIZED MEMORY REFRESH
RATE OF 1 BIT PER SECOND EVERY THIRD VBI - OWN (AND NEW) DISK-CODE-SYSTEM
(GCFM) - 4 OWN DEVELOPED INTERRUPT LEVEL USED (LEVEL 14-18) - POSSIBILITY
OF CHANGING THE RED LED DURING PRESSING THE RIGHT MOUSEBUTTON (NOT YET FIXED,
THE MACHINE MIGHT CRASH!!!) - AND SO ON!!!! HAHA! DAS WAR GUT... MAEN!!!
ICH HASSE BORING SCROLLTEXTS! LASS NIEMALS GEFLUEGEL AN DIE TASTATUR, HOEHOE...
UND UEBERHAUPT, WIE KANN EIN SCROLLTEXT BOHREND SEIN?!? IST JA AUCH EGAL, ODAE?
NOW HERE WILL FOLLOW INTERNATIONAL MESSAGES.... TO OUR FRENCH FRIENDS: BONJOUR!
ENTREZ! JE NE COMPRENDS RIEN. COMMENT S APPELLE EN FRANCAIS LAMER??? MERCI
BEAUCOUP. TO OUR GREEK FRIENDS: KALIMERA! KALOS ORISATE! POZ LEJESTE PARAKALO?!
POZ LEJETE EPIDEZMOS PERIJODU STA ELINIKA?!?? TO OUR DANISH FRIENDS: HJERTELIG
VELKOMMEN! VAER SA VENLIG AT GIVE OS KOGT OKSEBRYST MED PICKLES OLLER PEBERROD,
HEHE!? fARVEL! TO OUR ITALIAN FRIENDS: BENVENUTO! CI DIA TAMPONI, PER FAVORE!
HEHE... PARLA TEDESCO? NO??? WELL, WELL, THAT WERE THE INTERNATIONAL
MESSAGES! ABER EIGENTLICH KOENNTE ICH JETZT WIEDER DEUTSCH SPRECHEN (SCHREIBEN)
MAN SPRICHT DEUTSH... ODER SO?! ... KAUFT AMIGA-SPECIAL! WARUM? WEIL ES
DIE EINZIG WAHRE AMIGA-ZEITUNG IST!!! NICHT SO EIN PSEUDO-PROFI-BLATT WIE AMIGA
MAGAZIN!! HAHA! ... SO, JUNGENS UND MAEDELS (GIBT ES EIGENTLICH MAEDELS IN DER
SCENE? CONTACT US!!! WIR SIND FREUNDLICH, JUNG, DYNAMISCH UND ERFOLGLOS!)...
WIR GLAUBEN DAS IST DER DEFINITIVE SCHLUSS VON DIESER UNSERER ERSTEN MUSAX-DISK
(ODER WIE IHR SIE AUCH NENNEN WOLLT!). WIR HOFFEN, ES HAT SPASS GEMACHT UND
VIELLEICHT SEHEN WIR UNS IN EINER WEITEREN AUSGABE VON ...
- WE BRAKE FOR NOBODY -
BIS DAHIN! TOT ZIENS!
!ENTE AUS SCHULZ!
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